PASSIONS Recaps Week of May 29, 2006
Friday, June 2, 2006
Alistair gloated over his trickery as he removed The Monk disguise. “You’re all stupid,” he cried. “Don’t you all realize that I hold your lives in my hands?” When Whitney returned, she was saddened to see “The Monk” had covered his face again. She insisted their bodies were “just a shell,” but Alistair covered by saying, “I’m just more comfortable hiding my face.” Then he left her to get back to her virtual reality hunt for the chalice and ran into Beth out on the street. She tried to ditch The Monk, but was thrilled when “Daddy!” revealed himself. She was upset to learn he’d brought Luis to Rome, where he might catch her, but Al told her she was a “clever young woman.” He explained that her job was to keep Luis distracted and told her that soon he’d have “enough power to rule the world.” She asked if she could have a chalice too, but he just rolled his eyes and said he was watching out for her. Then he ditched her by pretending to see Luis.
Fox told Kay their client was thrilled with “her” idea to go for a nautical theme with the ad campaign. In fact, it seemed they were moving right ahead when Miguel showed up photo ready. His fisherman pal with the tattoo of Siren was impressed with the new look, but floored when Siren joined them. “My love,” he cried, but Siren played scared and swore there was no resemblance. She didn’t like when Miguel pointed out her body was different than the one in the tattoo. “Do you see her having that big ugly fishtail?” he quipped. Then Miguel stripped down to Speedo-esque hot pants for another steamy photo shoot with bikini clad Siren. During the break, Fox marveled over how hot the pair was, which Kay just loved hearing. Fox walked off, so Miguel came up and got back to the convo he and Kay were having before everyone showed up. He wished he’d “wised up sooner,” but also recognized how much Fox had done for her. “I guess a little part of my heart will always pine for what might have been,” she said before a furious fisherman came in demanding to know where his chum was. His answer came when Siren arrived and let out a belch. Miguel just went to get her antacids, but Kay was suspicious. After their usual back and forth, Kay raised her hand to slap Siren. Instead, Siren stepped back and into the water. The guys all returned and caught her in a net to save her. She was in a panic and when they lifted her out, her tail was showing — and everyone saw it!
Boxer clad Luis was a little concerned that Noah still believed he’d slept with Fancy, but Fancy grumbled that he didn’t deserve to know the truth. He empathized with her tearful tantrum and when she thanked him for “being her friend,” he responded, “We’re the walking wounded, right? We got to stick together.” Then he decided it was time to get back to the hunt for Beth and said he’d call Theresa to keep Fancy company, because he didn’t want anything to happen to her. For some reason, that made Fancy flash back to Luis’ shower show. (We’re not complaining!) Theresa agreed to hang with Fancy, after a rant about how ready she was to go home. Luis wished she’d get over the Cranes and ragged on them a bit, but noted the two exceptions — Sheridan and Fancy — before leaving the ladies alone. “People are always willing to throw stones at people they envy,” Fancy shrugged. Theresa wondered how her opinion of Alistair hadn’t changed in recent months. While they looked at Fancy’s sketches for Crane Couture’s fall line, Fancy filled Theresa in on Beth’s murder attempts. “She’d probably be in jail if it wasn’t for me,” she concluded. Theresa said Luis better get Beth or he’d “be alone forever.” Then they commiserated over their failed relationships and agreed they were ready to go home. Fancy was just glad that, “for once, no one can blame my grandfather” for the evil afoot. After they drank wine and watched a sappy Italian love story, Theresa suggested a pact: “No matter how much our hearts get broken… we never give up on the men of our dreams.” Fancy agreed, but couldn’t imagine who the man of her dreams would be.
By the hotel bar, Noah fumed over brotherly Luis stabbing him in the back and sleeping with Fancy. When Luis tried to give him the real story, Noah threw a punch instead of hearing him out. Chad and Ethan ran in to break up the fight, but even after Luis denied everything, Noah stormed off in disbelief. Ethan questioned Luis at the bar and was relieved to hear the real story.
Whitney, meanwhile, had gotten further in her VR quest than ever, actually making it into the pope’s chambers. After “The Monk” returned, she found the chalice. Alistair was quivering with excitement.
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