PASSIONS’s Job Board Page 2
ANSWERSFor each answer, mark down the corresponding number. DO NOT add them up, simply list the numbers.
1) a. 1 b. 6 c. 3 d. 11 e. 8
2) a. 7 b. 6 c. 2 d. 9 e. 11
3) a. 10 b. 5 c. 9 d. 4 e. 11
4) a. 7 b. 1 c. 4 d. 3 e. 10
5) a. 4 b. 6 c. 2 d. 5 e. 9
6) a. 7 b. 2 c. 3 d. 8 e. 4
7) a. 1 b. 9 c. 5 d. 10 e. 8
8) a. 11 b. 5 c. 3 d. 2 e. 9
9) a. 6 b. 1 c. 7 d. 10 e. 8
10) a. 7 b. 6 c. 5 d. 11 e. 3
Which number did you mark down the most? Check out which job application is calling your name….
1: Server At The Book Café: Hey, muffin, feel like being around sweet things all day and giving customers an extra jolt? Then this quaint, local coffee shop is just your place. It’s owned by the Cranes, but they’re rarely on the property, so you can spend your downtime uncovering town secrets hidden in the basement.
2: Harmony Police Officer: No need for a dozen doughnuts in this station; there aren’t even enough officers to fill a cruiser. The cop house isn’t even open 24 hours a day. No wonder they rarely solve crimes. Talk about help wanted!
3: High School Sports Coach: TC is unable to work while recuperating from a stroke — and we never saw him there anyway — Harmony High could sure use some help in its athletic department.
4: Doc Of All Trades: Since Eve seems to be the only doctor that Harmonyites call with a medical emergency — childbirth, heart surgery et al — the hospital is in need of additional physicians.
5: Head Of Crane Industries: The conglomerate is currently being run by Theresa, a woman who didn’t attend college, let alone learn how to handle several powerful businesses at once. Hey, all you have to do is marry into this position. Job perk — dating your employees.
6: Crane Industries Fashion Guru: Fancy turned her well-dressed back on this career like a bad hair day to join the police force. If you are fashion-forward, take this job and don’t look back.
7: Fish Cannery Worker: If you’d rather deal with dead fish than people, head to the wharf and slip on a rubber suit — just don’t forget to shower before encountering the local cats.
8: Crane Nanny: Theresa spends more time working and romancing men than tucking her kids in at night. With flighty Rebecca roaming the halls, a nanny is a must-have in the Crane household.
9: Town Thug: Okay, you won’t put this one on your resumé, but Spike needs competition on the mean streets of Harmony. He can’t be the only drug-dealing pimp with blood on his hands blackmailing the good people of New England. Give him a run for his stolen money.
10: Blue Note Bartender: Have a psychology degree and no job to show for it? Tell friends, family and exes to pull up a stool at your workplace and pour ’em a drink. It could boost your ego while getting over a broken heart. Current liquid-pourer Noah is the man of the club, reeling in a different companion during each bottle-juggling shift. Sex on the beach, anyone?
11: Music Producer: Chad was on a roll helping Whitney record an album, but since learning he’s not her brother, the music scene in Harmony is as non-existent as a happy relationship. With real-life singing talents like Lindsay Hartley (Theresa), Eric Martsolf (Ethan), McKenzie Westmore (Sheridan), Mark Wystrach (Fox) and James Stevenson (Jared) on the show, there has to be a way to take advantage of the music studio that Chad and Whitney call home. Your first challenge: HARMONY IDOL auditions!
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