PASSIONS Recaps Week of Aug. 15, 2005
Friday, August 19, 2005
At the Bennett household, Jessica prepared breakfast for Sam and called him “Daddy” many times in an effort to prove she’s still his doting daughter. Soon, Ivy arrived with a note saying Noah had left. And then Paris Hilton… excuse me, Fancy came over, sporting a tiny dog, goggle sunglasses, a clunky, sparkly, spangled, bejewled purse, a chunky three-tiered necklace and … yikes! It burns! Okay, how to describe the rest of the outfit? It’s an oddly shaped, white, pseudo baby doll dress thing with blue-beaded detail. Oh, and the dog is wearing matching attire, natch. (Yeah, Fancy’s clothing choices do come up a lot in these recaps, but when a character is channeling Paris, it can’t be helped). Anyway, Jessica (looking decidedly better in a plain, yellow button-down shirt) was beside herself that a “celebrity” was in her kitchen. Sam asked Fancy if she knew of Noah’s whereabouts, but she denied it. After, Ivy reamed out Fancy for showing up, looking for Noah, explaining that she put Noah in danger since Alistair didn’t want Fancy to see him. She accused Fancy of only caring about herself. “I care about you,” Fance cooed in a baby voice to the dog, nuzzling her nose against its adorable face. “You’re prancing around in designer clothes and your little dog, too,” Ivy snapped. “Noah is on the run for no good reason at all.” Jessica then left the room, but not before telling Fancy, “Maybe we can go shopping sometime.” (No, don’t Jess!). Fancy then told her doggie how much she misses Noah and how they have to find him.
Meanwhile, Noah went to a seedy pool hall (there were big beefy guys — no doubt called “Tiny” and “Bubba” — drinking beer and arm wrestling, so you knew the joint was dangerous) and was held a knifepoint by a thug. “Owww,” Noah whimpered. “There’s no need to bloody that knife.” The thug then went on about how “Tiny” (Hey, how’s that for calling it?!) used to beat him every night and Noah owes him money. The thug offered to help Noah set up a game with Tiny … just as a bar brawl broke out. Noah then went and got himself drunk right before playing Tiny. “If I’m gonna beat you, I need a cheering section,” Noah shouted. “Everybody … if I win, the next round is on me.” “No-ah, No-ah,” the crowd chanted. (NO-AH! NO-AH! Does the recapper get a beer, too?)
Sheridan and Gwen discussed how Theresa wants Ethan back. “Knowing her, she is not gonna stop until she gets him,” Gwen sighed. After, Gwen accompanied Sheridan as Sher tried to find out where little Mark had been taken. They were relieved when she and the tot were reunited. “Please God, don’t let [Alistair] take him away from her,” Gwen prayed.
TC and Eve discussed Miles; TC was furious that Eve hadn’t told him that Chad was Mile’s father. “Of course she didn’t tell you,” Liz cut in. “What else would you expect from a lying whore?” Ouch! Eve concurred that she’d lied because Whitney wanted her to. “As her doctor, I had to keep her confidence,” Eve explained, but Liz wouldn’t buy it. Eve countered that Liz had kept her alleged seduction by Julian secret, as well. One-track-minded Liz went on about how “poor TC” had been kept in the dark. Eve revealed that Theresa had also known about Mile’s parentage. “Isn’t it clear why you can’t still love her?” Liz asked TC, “She is still the same lying whore that you divorced.” (Note to Liz: Please check the thesaurus for other demeaning words that describe women). TC wondered why Eve hadn’t come to him if she was worried about the baby; Eve explained that she was worried about how TC and his temper would affect things. Liz again went off on Eve, but TC wouldn’t hear it; instead, he hugged Eve. “She poisoned me!” Liz cried, shocked that TC was defending her.
Whitney informed Theresa (looking especially pretty in a white knit dress) that she’s planning to join a convent because she can’t trust herself to be alone with her hunky half bro. Chad then arrived with baby Miles in tow. Whit explained that she doesn’t feel any better now that she’s told the truth and that’s why she wants to join a convent. After, T urged her friend to stick around and to just stay away from Chad. “That’s like telling a heroin addict to stay away from heroin,” Whit stated. (An odd analogy, but … okay). Chad went to see TC and Eve and revealed Whitney’s plans. Soon, the young ladies arrived at said convent. Theresa asked Whitney if she was sure she wanted to do this; a very determined Whit knocked on the door.
Rebecca mocked Julian and Ethan for trying to plan a defense for accused attempted-murderer, Eve. “She’s no longer going to be singing at bars because she’s gonna be behind bars,” Becca quipped. Becca flashed back to putting something in a drink; Ethan and Julian demanded to know what she’s hiding. Julian and Rebecca sniped at each other, but Ethan urged them to stop so they could concentrate on Eve’s case. Becca was grateful when the session ended, and promptly left to make it to an appointment.
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