Who’s Your Llanview Lovematch?

1. Do you prefer a man who can …

1. come up with a witty one-liner at the drop of a hat
2. fire a gun … and look sexy doing so
3. speak a second language … and make every foreign word sound like a come-on
4. speak his mind … and make you think he’s right, even when he isn’t

2. What fault in a man can you learn to live with?

1. he has a prison record and a penchant for stealing
2. he’s rather emotionally detached and has no qualms about stringing two suitors along
3. he tends to get, uh, huffy, when he’s in the midst of an argument … which is quite often
4. he’s self-righteous and overbearing

3. What is your idea of the perfect date?

1. dressing in silly disguises so you can sneak on to the plane of a dignitary
2. playing pool and eating Chinese food, then working together to solve a murder
3. watching your mate strip at a club
4. enjoying dinner at a fancy restaurant, then battling the paparazzi

4. What kind of “game” would you be the most willing to play with your man?

1. tying him to the bed while pretending to be someone else
2. getting “locked” in a wine cellar/office, then taking advantage of the small space
3. telling him that you’re in trouble so he’ll follow you everywhere … and we mean everywhere
4. fighting him in a courtroom battle (hey, the tension is hot, right?)

5. Have you ever dated a guy who …

1. conned you out of money
2. constantly spoke about his deceased ex
3. dumped you after learning his true heritage
4. dated almost all of your other family members

6. What word best describes your dream man?

1. funny
2. heroic
3. protective
4. confident

7. What trait bothers you the least in a mate?

1. making a joke out of everything
2. moodiness
   C) being temperamental
   D) smugness

8. What gift would you most want from a significant other?

1. a stolen diamond necklace
2. a pool table
3. a kitten
4. a wedding ring

9. What kind of career would you like your mate to be involved with?

1. magazine production/conning people
2. law enforcement
3. vigilante justice
4. politics/journalism

10. What sweet nothing would you most want to be whispered in your ear?

1. “I promise, our time together is going to be … epic.”
2. “Don’t worry, with me you’ll always be safe.”
3. “I’ll always be here with you. No really, I mean it, I swear.”
4. “Staying together will be good for both of our reputations.”

Who is your Lovematch?