Well, I Never!

1. I never served …

1. Poisoned tea to my son’s pregnant ex-girlfriend to induce a miscarriage
2. A tennis ball
3. Enchiladas

2. I never hired …

1. A detective to track down my romantic rival’s estranged husband
2. Mick Savage to romance my daughter
3. My sister-in-law as my maid

3. I never called the authorities …

1. To report that Claudia was in the country illegally
2. After finding someone in drag trespassing in Forrester
3. To have my niece’s boyfriend arrested for statutory rape

4. I never pushed …

1. My knee in Eric’s groin
2. Sally into a pool
3. Thorne to marry Macy

5. I never dressed as …

1. A French noblewoman
2. Royalty
3. A Charlie Chaplin-esque tramp

6. I never faked …

1. Amnesia
2. A heart attack
3. Blindness

7. I never lived in …

1. San Francisco
2. Chicago
3. On the streets

8. I never went …

1. Under the knife to remove a bullet
2. On a cruise with my sister Penelope
3. Through a makeover

9. I never threatened Brooke with a …

1. Feather boa
2. Knife
3. Car

10. I never worked …

1. As a housekeeper
2. As a pilot
3. With the American Film Institute

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