Top 10 Things We’d Like To Hear on PASSIONS
10. Oh, no! Julian’s gone back to his evil ways.
9. Say, Theresa and Gwen, haven’t you heard? Polygamy is the new monogamy.
8. Oh, Tabitha, you make me so hot!
7. Hurry, the gates of Hell are opening again!
6. Oh, Sheridan and Precious, please stop fighting over me. (Sorry, Chris.)
5. I know I’m Alistair Crane, but I just don’t feel like raping, maiming or destroying anyone today.
4. Beth is back!
3. Yay, Sheridan! You found your spine!
2. Ethan, we did a DNA test, and Little Ethan is really yours.
1. What, you don’t hear anything? That’s because the good people of Harmony are no longer talking to themselves out loud when alone!
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