Salem Girl Power
DAYS OF OUR LIVES’ female contingent juggle high-powered careers, motherhood and men without missing a beat, let alone sacrificing beauty or style. Which Salem woman are you most like? This quiz will help you decide.
1. What words would others use to describe you?
a. Brainy and beautiful
b. Bratty and manipulative
c. Cool and calculating
d. Nurturing and reflective
e. Sweet and innocent
2. What do you do for a living?
a. On again, off again cop
b. Cause trouble and try to wiggle your way out of it
c. Hold a power position at a major company
d. Counsel troubled citizens in town
e. Design clothes, despite your lack of experience
3. The men you attract are…
a. Heroes or con men, and nothing in-between
b. Destined to leave you sooner or later
c. Sometimes older, sometimes younger, but breathtakingly handsome
d. Cops, amnesiacs and manipulative madmen
e. Former childhood pals
4. What gift from your dream guy would melt your heart?
a. A houseboat
b. A plaque reading, “To Err Is Human, to Forgive Is Divine”
c. A position of power in his company.
d. A clock that rings hourly, reminding you of his love
e. A DNA test that proved he’s your baby’s daddy
5. What are your friendships like?
a. Your closest friends are family members, like your favorite cousin.
b. Non-existent
c. You have no time to develop friendships; you’re too busy meddling in your kids’ lives.
d. You married your best friend.
e. Questionable: Your best girlfriend married your ex.
6. Your favorite TV show is:
a. A toss-up between CSI and LAW & ORDER
b. SURVIVOR
c. THE APPRENTICE
d. DR. PHIL
e. MY TWO DADS
7. The craziest thing you’ve ever done is…
a. Have sex with a man you loathe and your friend’s husband while you were brainwashed into thinking you were a princess.
b. Masquerade as a man.
c. Work as a high-priced call girl.
d. Survive possession by the devil and an exorcism.
e. Be totally unaware that you had sex with your true love and conceived a child with him.
8. Your wedding day is…
a. An intimate gathering of family and friends.
b. Always a disaster, culminating in your being left at the altar.
c. Wedding day? You’ve learned that you’re not the marrying kind.
d. Usually with the same man, although his name has been changed.
e. Eventful and loud; particularly, when your ex…er, crashes the ceremony.
9. What is your dream date?
a. A sail around the harbor.
b. A rendezvous on the roof.
c. Red-hot sex on your desk.
d. Feeding each other strawberries and whipped cream in bed.
e. Dinner for two at Chez Rouge.
10. What is your goal for the future?
a. Come to terms with the child you lost and embrace the child you’re about to have.
b. Finding a man, any man, who’ll actually exchanges “I Do’s” with you.
c. Being a part of your children’s lives, one way or another.
d. To stop being the victim and return to the strong woman you used to be.
e. Reuniting with your childhood sweetheart and raising your child, together.
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