The Kia To Her Heart?
The Kia Spectra: The economy-class model of the auto industry.
Sally Spectra: Founder of the economy-class company of the rag trade.The Kia Spectra: Attractive alternative to those gas-guzzling, pricier cars.
Sally Spectra: Her knock-offs are an attractive alternative to those wallet-guzzling, pricier outfits.
The Kia Spectra: Sturdy chassis
Sally Spectra: Sturdy chassisThe Kia Spectra: Ample head room
Sally Spectra: Ample hairdoThe Kia Spectra: Tinted glass
Sally Spectra: Tinted-hair lassThe Kia Spectra: Comes in “Radiant Red.”
Sally Spectra: Only her hairdresser, Gladys, knows for sure, but the color looks pretty darned close.
The Kia Spectra: Variable wipers
Sally Spectra: Cross her and she’ll invariably wipe the floor with you.The Kia Spectra: Six stereo speakers
Sally Spectra: Sounds like six speakers blaring all at once.The Kia Spectra: Garment hooks
Sally Spectra: Frequently gets her hooks into garments (namely Forrester originals).The Kia Spectra: Front-door pockets
Sally Spectra: Known to pocket competitors’ designs and waltz out the front door.The Kia Spectra: Dual cup holders
Sally Spectra: Can hold two cups of coffee, a telephone and a tape measure at the same time.The Kia Spectra: Vanity mirrors
Sally Spectra: They’re all over the place.The Kia Spectra: Adjustable driver’s seat
Sally Spectra: Never can adjust to being out of the driver’s seat.The Kia Spectra: Folding rear seat
Sally Spectra: Uh, you’ll have to ask Clarke, Jack, Adam and Massimo about that one. The Kia Spectra: Front airbags
Sally Spectra: Surely, you’ve noticed that cleavage.The Kia Spectra: Other safety features include impact-absorbing steering column, reinforced side-door impact beams and anti-lock brakes.
Sally Spectra: Oh, Lord, just get out of her way. She’s indestructible!
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