At the church, Sam walked Kay down the aisle for her wedding to Miguel, while Tabitha feared the evil coming to Harmony would wreck everything. At the altar, Miguel's face lit up as he saw his bride approaching him, while Pilar, Luis and "Gertrude" happily looked on. Sam told Miguel to take care of Kay, which he promised he'd do. Father Lonigan then had them exchange vows. Luis and Sheridan exchanged a look as she entered the chapel. Ethan joined the crowd and went to sit with Gertrude. Father Lonigan recited a particular Psalm.... Theresa cried up as she realized she wouldn't get to wed Ethan. Clueless Ethan noted that Gert and Theresa had a lot in common. Kay and Miguel successfully wed and it was time for the next couple!

Meanwhile, Ivy helped Fancy get into her bridal gear in one of the side rooms. Fancy declared herself to be the "luckiest woman alive." They then discussed Pretty and felt bad that they couldn't help her with her mental illness. Ivy believed that Sheridan was mentally ill, as well. Fancy was shocked when her mother revealed that Sheridan considered letting everyone die from the poisoned mushrooms.

Tabitha heard a loud crash — it was Norma and Edna, who'd arrived to get married! Edna was wearing a lovely bridal gown, while Norma looked like one of the men who drive the horse-and-buggies by Central Park. Awww. "We didn't get all gussied up to play put-put," explained Edna. "It's time I made Normy an honest woman," said Edna. "Can you make her a woman first?" Tabby wryly replied. Tabitha said it wasn't a good time for them to get married, which made Edna cry hysterically. Tabitha revealed that doom was approaching and they needed to leave town. Later, Norma gave Miguel some advice for the wedding night, and went into a long, enthusiastic description about lubricant. Miguel was surprised to hear the ladies were planning to wed, as well.... Kay spilled the beans about Tabitha losing her powers.

Luis stepped outside of the chapel and Sheridan begged him to call off his wedding to Fancy. Luis told her that it's too late and he wants to marry Fancy. Sheridan cried and blamed herself for her and Luis not being together. She confessed that she was going to let him die, figuring that if she couldn't have him, no one else could. Luis assured her that he doesn't hate her, despite what she almost did. She asked to promise that they'd be together in the next lifetime, but he couldn't do that. He agreed to share one last tango with her. Meanwhile, Fancy panicked when they couldn't find Luis.

Theresa cried over losing Ethan and had another fantasy about marrying him.... Sam got out his video camera so he could record all of the ceremonies.... Pilar reminded everyone that they needed to leave town right after the weddings.