On the plane, Fancy and Luis kissed and declared their love for one another. Meanwhile, the pilot was out cold. Suddenly the plane lurched. Luis called the pilot to see what was going on, but couldn't get the pilot on the intercom. They went into the cockpit and found the pilot unconscious. Luis tried to wake him up, to no avail.

In the Crane mansion, Gwen and Ethan busted through the door of the bathroom where Theresa was hiding. Meanwhile in Mexico, Juanita continued to plot her revenge on Pilar. She implored her minion to find them — and to make her point, gripped the poor guy in a particularly sensitive spot. Hope he doesn't plan to use Eve as his surgeon... Back in Harmony, Pilar got a call that Juanita had escaped and planned to stop Theresa from telling Ethan that she's alive. In the bathroom, Gwen and Ethan found "Gertrude," then stumbled through to the bedroom and found it set up for romance. Gwen was furious when she learned that Gert planned a romantic dinner for Ethan. Gertrude lied that the dinner was for Gwen and Ethan. Ethan was touched, but Gwen didn't trust her. Theresa was devastated to learn that she'd have to continue staying "dead". Determined to ruin Gwen and Ethan's evening, Gertrude interrupted them with dessert. She almost injured Gwen while serving it. Later, Gwen found Gert's false teeth in the dessert.... After Juanita's goon found Pilar's location, Juanita launched into a long monologue about — what else? — her plans for Pilar.

In Eve's kitchen, Vincent was still in labor. Meanwhile, a baffled Julian tried to comprehend becoming a daddy/granddaddy to his son's kid. "Did you do anything besides reattach my penis wrong?" Julian barked at Eve. "Is my brain on upside-down and not working as well?" Their argument was interrupted by a screaming Vincent, who was hit by a contraction. Vincent then confessed to also being Valerie. Julian took a long sip of some whiskey as Vincent related how "Valerie" had seduced Julian. Eve confirmed this; Julian's eyes rolled back in his head and he fainted. When he came to, Eve was helping Vincent with his breathing. Meanwhile, Eve filled in Julian on how Vincent had been gaslighting her. She explained that she'd realized Valerie was Vincent because she recognized "her" genitalia — and that Vincent was responsible for making Eve reattach Julian's penis wrong. A furious Julian tried to strangle Vincent, but Eve stopped him. Vincent explained that he wanted to get revenge on Julian for getting Eve pregnant with Vincent, and then abandoning his son. "The world has gone mad!" Julian cried. In between having contractions, Vincent filmed his own birth for his blog. Julian refused to say hello to his child-to-be. "Say something nice in this camera!" Vincent growled, but Julian refused. Vincent assured Julian that he wouldn't use their names on his Web site. He suddenly let out a shriek of agony as the baby started to come out. Vincent sensed that something was wrong with the birth, but still refused to go to the hospital. Julian suggested Eve just give Vincent some booze and perform a c-section.