At the hospital, Julian slept. Esme went to visit him, but not before treating herself to some booze. Viki arrived and Esme tried to explain Julian's condition: that he can't get erect without dying. Viki regretted not killing Julian "when [she] whacked his wanker off," but had hope that he'd get turned on in his sleep and die, thanks to her messing with his meds. She and Esme went to get a snack, then returned and found Julian getting erect. "Shades of Bruce Willis!" cried Esme. "Julian is gonna die hard." He awakened and yowled in pain. Esme dumped cold water on him, which seemed to do the trick. Later, Esme returned dressed as an elderly lady so she wouldn't turn him on. She kept him company and literally read the phone book to him. Viki continued to plot against Crane. As Esme went to leave the room, Viki "accidentally" got her aunt to lose her outfit so that she was standing there in her underwear. Julian began to rise... complete with a sound effect!

At Tabitha's, Norma and Edna made a surprise appearance. Tabby came downstairs all dressed up and the ladies asked if the witch was going on a date with a particular suitor who's a horror character. They also wondered if the witch was responsible for all of the "strange" things going on around town — like a chicken laying a hard-boiled egg. Tabitha denied it, but became alarmed when Norma read about a cat giving birth to a litter of puppies. Tabitha got out her "Book of Disasters." "Is that what NBC used to determine their programming?" Norma cracked. They hoped that disaster wasn't coming to Harmony. Tabby became concerned as she read about a corpse that dug through his grave. She later realized that evil was indeed coming to town.

Pretty and Sheridan plotted to keep Luis and Fancy from being happy together. Sheridan hoped Pretty would break them up so then she could get Pretty out of the way and move in on Luis herself. Later, Sheridan and Pretty spied on Luis and Fancy as they had sex. The ladies then planned to release bats in the couple's room, but when they entered, the pair was gone. The bats then escaped and chased Pretty and Sheridan. Meanwhile, Luis covered Fancy's eyes and surprised her with a romantic dinner set up in a hotel room.

At the Crane mansion, Pilar was thrilled to learn that "Gertrude" was an alive Theresa. Theresa explained how she'd escaped from Mexico and took the job as the nanny. She warned her mom that everyone, including Ethan, would be in danger if the truth about her being alive came out. Meanwhile in Mexico, Juanita skulked about as she vowed revenge on Pilar and her family. She was interrupted when a cop held a gun at her. He prepared to arrest her, but she kicked the gun out of his hand and ran off... Gwen took Ethan up to their bedroom in the manse and seduced him, but he couldn't get his mind off of Theresa. Pilar and Theresa vowed to stop Gwen from causing any more problems for their family. Pilar was concerned that Ethan would soon catch on to the fact that Gertrude is Theresa. (Obviously Pilar doesn't know Ethan very well!) Anyway, Pilar thought that Theresa should leave Harmony so she could stay safe. Theresa promised to be careful... In Mexico, Juanita was finally arrested.

Julian was shocked when Norma and Edna — dressed in candy striper uniforms — paid him a visit. Turns out, Esme invited them. Norma and Edna looked forward to "entertaining" him. "Whatever they do, you make sure you don't get an erection," Esme instructed. "Somehow I'm not worried, Julian replied. Norma and Edna then performed a strip tease for him. Julian looked terrified and begged them to stop.