At the hospital, Vincent giggled as Eve explained that Julian could die if he had an erection. "You mean he could die if the happy place gets happy... if his general stands at attention?" said Vincent, which disgusted Eve. Meanwhile, a clueless Esme stripped for Julian, who was getting turned on — though he couldn't quite figure out how to, well, operate. Esme suggested he turn on his side to get it to point in the right direction. Viki watched from outside his hospital room, hoping Julian would die. Vincent continued to joke about Julian. "Can you imagine what they'd put on his death certificate? 'Death by horndog?' " "You're sick," Eve spat. "I'm your pregnant son carrying his daddy's baby. That doesn't do much for a normal psyche," Vincent retorted. Ha! Meanwhile, a turned-on Julian began to yowl in pain as Esme seduced him. He begged her to stop, but she thought he was just playing hard-to-get (well, technically he was). Eventually his eyes rolled back in his head and Esme screamed for a doctor. Eve rushed in, alarmed, and explained to Esme how Julian can't have an erection. Esme gave him three unattractive images to focus on as Eve gave him medication and tried to force his penis down. Julian continued to scream in pain until it finally "fell." "Timber!" Esme yelled, relieved. Julian was upset when Eve told him that he can't get excited — or else he'll die.

Also at the hospital, Luis continued to be there for Pretty and their "baby," while Sheridan warned Fancy that she'd lost Luis forever. Fancy was devastated to see Luis and Pretty bonding. After Luis stepped out, Sheridan applauded Pretty for finding a way to win over Luis, and called her niece a "true Crane." Pretty noted that breaking up Luis and Fancy works to both her and Sheridan's advantage. Meanwhile, Luis explained to Fancy that he was buttering up Pretty so she wouldn't get an abortion. Fancy still believed that her sister was coming between them.

At the Crane mansion, Gwen emerged from the bath to find that her skin was dyed blue. She went into hysterics, but Ethan and Pilar laughed at her. Gwen blamed Little Ethan for her predicament and vowed he'd pay. Theresa (as Gertrude) chuckled quietly over what her son had done. Gwen wanted to send Little E to military school immediately. Ethan actually stood up to her and refused. After, he and "Gertrude" continued to bond as he shared how close he feels to Little E.... Gwen became upset as she spied her reflection in the mirror. "Oh God, I look like the girl from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory," she moaned. She dug around Little E's room and came across the chemistry set — which was covered in blue fingerprints. Busted!