At the hospital, Julian screamed as he awakened in his bed. Sam, Ivy, Esme, Eve and a disguised Vincent rushed in and he began to whimper. He then began shrieking. "You turned his Magic Johnson into an upside-down Slim Jim," Vincent gleefully whispered to Eve. "It's on backwards!" Julian finally yelled in disgust. "And Little Julian is... really little!" Esme was devastated. "Size doesn't matter; it's what you do with it," she said brightly. "Oh, we all know that's a lie," she sighed. "If it wasn't, Catherine The Great would've raised chipmunks." Eve 'fessed up to being the one that botched the surgery, which infuriated Julian. He threatened legal action, as well as performing an ancient torture on Eve, but "Nurse" Vincent defended Eve by pointing out that she saved Julian's life. Crane was not placated. Eve assured him that he'd be getting more surgery and urged him to get some rest. "How can I rest when my penis is looking the wrong way?" he moaned. Sam was determined to find out who the attacker was. Viki feared that Julian would name her as his stabber, but Crane couldn't recall the details. "I'm so lucky he's old; he'll never remember anything," Viki thought. Julian then said "Viki." Uh-oh.

At the Crane mansion, Gwen pleaded her case to Ethan about why Little Ethan should go to boarding school. Ethan didn't think it was a good idea. Gwen was determined to send Little E away so Ethan would forget about anything having to do with Theresa. Upstairs, Pilar and Paloma caught "Gertrude" emerging from the shower. "Theresa?" asked Pilar and Paloma, as Gert turned her back to them. Little E covered and insisted that it was his new nanny, but Pilar believed it was her daughter and demanded that Gert turn around. Gertrude wouldn't and stated that Pilar had the wrong person. An embarrassed Pilar apologized as Theresa made a hasty exit. She soon returned in her nanny get-up. Pilar was suspicious when Gertrude called the kids "hers." Gert explained that she's just the type of nanny who becomes close to the children. Pilar was touched by this statement. Later, Ethan reconsidered and reluctantly decided to go along with Gwen's plan to send Little E to school. Little E was horrified, which made Ethan change his mind and say he could stay in Harmony.