Todd just wanted to stay home and watch game shows, but Téa begged him to take her to the ball. He even asked for his key back, telling her to get lost. Téa challenged him to a game of Monopoly to determine whether he accompany her to the ball, and she won.

Dorian asked David if her décolletage offended him, but she was thrilled when he commented on how beautiful she looks. When she tried to hide him in a makeshift meditation room, he started to catch on that she's up to something. She insisted that "the surprise" will be perfect and pleaded with him to wait and meditate until she summons him.

After learning that David was staying at the Angel Square Hotel, Rex nearly tore the place apart looking for the Buchanan heir. John came downstairs sporting a sexy new 'do to go with his snappy tux. After Roxy fussed with his tie, he ran into Marty, who made a few snide remarks about Blair. When Marty said she didn't peg him for the $500-a-plate type, he assured her that he's not. Rex ran out and left his phone on the counter, while Gigi left a message asking where her ticket and dress are. Later, Wes found Marty hanging out in the lobby bored out of her mind, so they decided to crash the ball.

Moe and Noelle asked Blair why she wasn't going to the ball, and she explained that things weren't all that perfect with John right now. Just as she was insisting that she's over him, John showed up at the door with a bouquet. Once again assuring her that he's not interested in Marty, John managed to persuade her to put on a red dress and Go Red. Of course, Blair happened to have the perfect dress at the ready.

The blonde stranger arrived at the gala wearing Gigi's dress and gave the name "Morasco" to the woman checking the guest list. She headed straight for the a single guy hiding behind a column, who just happened to be Layla's date, Oliver. Meanwhile, Nora suggested to Clint and the rest of the Buchanan gang that perhaps they needn't worry about David because his new lifestyle will make him more generous. The ticket taker at the ball nearly kicked Rex out for not wearing a tie or having his ticket, but when he said Gigi would have it, the woman let him in since she loved "Gigi's" dress. Meanwhile, the real Gigi put on a blue dress and headed out, asking herself, "What's the worst that could happen?" When she arrived, the ticket taker refused to let her in, explaining that Gigi's already inside. Meanwhile, "Gigi" downed some champagne and flirted with Oliver, who was anxious to find Layla. She giggled to herself as Oliver nervously ran away. Dorian updated Beaver with a text that David will be at the ball, as promised.

Viki kicked off the fesitivities with a thank-you to Campbell’s, making sure to mention the Prego Heart Smart Pasta Sauce and its heart-saving benefits. She welcomed her co-chair to the podium, and Dorian was quick to correct Viki that she's no longer "Dr. Dorian Lord," asking her new husband to join her. "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm proud to introduce my new husband, David Vickeroshi." The Buchanans were devastated. Dorian gloated that she just couldn't imagine the evening getting any better as she gleefully watched Beaver Calhoun enter room. David suggested they go into a 40-minute chant, but Viki interrupted and got the music started up again.

Gigi barged her way into the ball, while the girl wearing her dress offered to buy Rex a drink. Rex immediately recognized the gown. Oliver wanted to spend time with Layla, but she was busy handing out gift bags. Gigi rushed in and spotted the girl wearing her red dress. The blonde turned around and smiled,"Hi, Gigi." Gigi was stunned, clearly recognizing the woman. "You?" she asked incredulously. Todd and Téa ran into John and Blair, who remarked that things were about to get awkward. They were about to become even more uncomfortable when Wes and Marty arrived, too.

Dorian approached the Buchanans and Viki and asked if they planned to congratulate her. Beaver walked over and told David he has an important message to deliver. After beating around the bush for a minute, Beaver announced, "You are not David Vickeroshi. You are David Buchanan."