Wedding Miss: In 2003, Beth's dream was finally about to come true; she was thisclose to being Mrs. Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald. But just before the knot was to be tied, her mother had a stroke and collapsed in the church. Selfish Beth wanted to ignore her sick mom and continue the vows, but was forced to head to the hospital. Edna was thrilled that her illness prevented the couple from becoming husband and wife.

Fancy Feet: In 2003, Beth, Edna and Charlie kicked up their heels and danced a Chicago-inspired fantasy about being in jail while singing about their lack of regret for putting Sheridan through a living hell to the tune of "I Ain't Sorry."

Pucker Up: In 2003, Beth shared several cringe-worthy moments while feigning a romantic interest in her butch partner-in-crime, Charlie, who helped kidnap and steal Sheridan's newborn son. The women shared a kiss during their good-byes so that Charlie could fake her and the baby's deaths by driving over a cliff. Soon after, Charlie pulled off a mask and revealed that "she" was really Alistair. Ick!

Hit Woman: In an attempt to prevent Gwen from exposing the fact that Beth was faking her pregnancy, Beth donned a short, blonde wig and glasses and ran over Mrs. Winthrop on the street just outside the OB-GYN's office in 2004. Though Beth successfully mowed down Gwenie, she was frustrated to learn that her victim survived (with a few scratches).

Precious Moments: After years of drinking, shopping and playing cards, Precious the orangutan nurse and Edna were forced to say their good-byes in 2005. Memories of slipping on bananas, smooching Luis and hiding from authorities filled their last moments together before the orangutan had to head out of Harmony.

Dance Fever: In 2005, Edna suddenly recalled her sexy past with Alistair when she had a flashback of dancing with the Crane patriarch in the '70s à la Saturday Night Fever. Mrs. W realized that he is Beth's father when she remembered showing her moves to Alistair in the bedroom. Ooh la la!

Who's Your Daddy? After Edna's 2005 realization that Alistair fathered Beth, she rushed to the Crane mansion to prevent her daughter from committing incest. She barged into Alistair's room, where he and Bethie were half-naked, and blurted out the big announcement. Beth, who had not yet slept with her newfound daddy, was thrilled to learn she is a Crane heiress. It was a turning point that both Wallace women finally agreed was for the best.

Duds To Designer: In 2005, Alistair handed blackmailing Edna a large check. The usually frumpy Mrs. Wallace happily went to spend her money at an expensive boutique in town. When the saleswomen turned her down at first sight (very Pretty Woman), Edna flashed her cash and took home designer clothes, accessories and even a gold walker!