PASSIONS Feature

Crazy Train — A Quiz on PASSIONS's Psychos And Murderers

— By Naomi Rabinowitz

It's rather ironic that a town called Harmony would have so many dangerous people living in it. Still, most of the characters seem content to remain in a place filled with witches, murderous shemales and Alistair Crane. But have you been keeping up with all of these psychos' crimes? Take our test to find out, and for more on lunatic Vincent and PASSIONS's newest killer, Viki, check out Ask The Expert and the news section in the 2/5 issue of Soap Opera Digest.

1. Vincent (Phillip Jeanmarie) — PAUL SKIPPER/JPI

   Alistair committed all of these heinous acts except:
1. Implanting a chip in Fancy's brain
2. Kidnapping Sheridan
3. Shooting Julian
4. Torturing Fox and Gwen
2. Which person ran over Gwen with a car in order to keep her from exposing his or her crimes?
1. Beth
2. Vincent
3. Alistair
4. Norma
3. What magical ingredient did Timmy need to find in order to free Charity from the block of ice and vanquish the evil Zombie Charity?
1. Spleen of serpent
2. Demon Horn
3. Toe of toad
4. Lung of lizard

4. Alistair (John Reilly) — BRIAN LOWE/JPI

   Before she went crazy, what job did Beth hold?
1. Waitress at the Lobster Shack
2. Manager of the Blue Note
3. Manager of the Book Café
4. Crane secretary
5. Liz has tried to kill Alistair in all of the following ways except:
1. Shooting him
2. Poisoning his cigar
3. Smothering him
4. Pulling the plug on his life support
6. What major, life-altering event occurred in Grace Bennett's life, courtesy of Tabitha's evil-doings?
1. She gave birth to Kay.
2. She developed amnesia after being caught in a fire.
3. Her son, Noah, was stolen from her.
4. She was excommunicated from the witch community.

7. Norma (Marianne Muellerleile) — PAUL SKIPPER/JPI

   What is Norma's weapon of choice?
1. A gun
2. A knife
3. A mallet
4. An ax
8. Vincent is responsible for all of these crimes except:
1. Framing Luis for Fancy's rape
2. Shooting Chad
3. Killing Rae
4. Killing Dylan the bartender
9. Before becoming a dual-gendered blackmailer, what did Vincent do for a living?
1. Bartender
2. Drag queen
3. Tabloid reporter
4. Anatomy professor

10. Beth (Kelli McCarty) — BRIAN LOWE/JPI

    Spike is responsible for all of the following except:
1. Framing Jessica for murder
2. Shooting Pilar
3. Burying Jessica alive
4. Killing Fox

ANSWERS

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