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QUESTIONS

1. I shocked my sister with my arrival,
Then pretended to be a mother.
I became a master of survival,
Though I once thought I slept with my "brother."
I've struck a Cord in the hearts of many men; around me, they don't need Viagra.
After some of the adventures that I've been through,
I'd prefer to not visit Niagara.

2. I am a man who's lived for love, Though my passion was accursed,
Fell for a fair maiden whose heart was another's,
And wooed her with my verse,
Then cruel fate intervened once again,
As I was chased by the ghosts of my past,
To those who believe I'm in a better place,
I am; I'm with my love at last.

3. Some say I'm the white sheep of my family,
But I have committed some sins,
Had some ups and downs with my mother,
And when faced with temptation, gave in,
I've never handled loss very well,
And have taken it very hard.
But when it comes to my child,
I've been blessed in that regard.

4. I'm proud to say I became a man,
To a much more mature lover,
Unfortunately, I lost my true love,
To my very own older brother.
I thought the Church would help me out,
But I then married a tart.
Can you really blame me for leaving town?
Who better to get a new start.

5. I've always desired the Good Life,
And so I married a doc,
But with him, time went ever-so-slowly,
What's that they say about watching the clock?
Desperate, I went and found my own fun,
And got paid for it — what a treat!
Too bad I had to admit to everyone,
That my new hangout was "the street."

6. My first husband seemed barbaric,
Though having five million was a good start,
With some refining, and decent table manners,
He eventually won over my heart.
But he and his ex had this on-and-off thing,
And always seemed to be in limbo,
Still, I fought hard for my man,
Even when I was shoved out a window.

7. So I had a crush on a relative. He was cute, okay? Whatever.
I soon moved on to a rockin' new man,
Who, too, had a musical endeavor,
I also became tight with my Great-Gramps,
Like him, I love to hear my own voice,
But when mine was robbed from me,
I left town cuz I had no choice.

8. Some say I raised the bar as a doctor,
What else? Here's another tip:
Taught my wife how to loosen up a little,
Nicknamed her for a comic strip.
I discovered that I was related,
To a man I thought was a big creep,
But we never got to know each other well,
Because I went into the Big Sleep.

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