All In The Family

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Mostly a's
YOU'RE A SPAULDING
Welcome to the family ... if you can handle it. You mask your insecurities and desire for acceptance with false sense of family entitlement. The butlers, drivers and summers in San Gabriel are nice, but just because you're rich as sin don't expect any special handouts. You have to earn your inheritance. Handing over your first born to the family patriarch is a great start! If you've got any real Spaulding in your blood, corporate espionage and kidnapping are cakewalks. It might be a good idea to tuck a gun under your pillow and whatever you do, don't cross Alan.

Mostly b's
YOU'RE A BAUER
Sure, most of your family's either dead or has moved out of town, but there's still some good times to be had, especially with a new baby around. Family comes first and you're willing to do almost anything to protect them — even if it means lying about parentage, marrying the mob or taking liberties with your Cedars pharmacy hookup. Whenever you're in a pickle, there's someone who can help you out and vice versa, but you always seem to get the raw end of the deal.

Mostly c's
YOU'RE A LEWIS
The stubborn Lewises work hard and play hard (maybe a little too hard). The family businesses have been through the wringer, but the words and spirit of old H.B. constantly keep everyone in check. You try to maintain a moral compass, but have lost your way more than you'd like to admit. You also tend to have a tough time staying away from your exes, which leaves you in a constant state of romantic turmoil and always spells trouble (especially lighthouse rendezvous).

Mostly d's
YOU'RE A COOPER
Like they say, families that eat together, stay together. Be prepared to take on a shift waiting tables at Company and guard Buzz's secret chili recipe with your life. For the most part, you just want to live your life, be happy and possibly pull some strings to get a job at the Springfield PD. There are few things that really get you riled up, but the Spauldings top the list. Local politics, family business, football and war vets totally tug at your heartstrings. For the most part, you can always count on your family to be there for you ... unless one of them is trying to steal your man! Procrastination, especially when it comes to home-improvement projects, is your downfall.

1. That's Rich: The Spauldings, Alan (Ron Raines), Alexandra (Marj Dusay) and Phillip (Grant Aleksander), are a dastardly bunch. — DANA BELCHER

   Your daughter is having a baby. Your first instinct is ...
1. Bring a gun to the christening.
2. Throw a barbecue and celebrate.
3. Demand a paternity test.
4. Lose your temper and send her to juvie.
2. You just woke up in bed with someone who isn't your significant other. How do you deal?
1. Fake a pregnancy. Blackmail works every time.
2. Drug yourself and play innocent.
3. "I was drunk!"
4. Lie like your life depends on it.
3. A building on Main Street is on fire and there's someone trapped inside, so you ...
1. Slink away quietly; you started it.
2. Call your uncle, he's a doctor.
3. Risk your life and rescue them.
4. Stress out. Did you renew your fire insurance?
4. Your boyfriend/girlfriend has been lying to you and you want to seek revenge, so you ...
1. Buy a gun.
2. Swap out their meds.
3. Seduce their ex.
4. Get drunk in a fit of rage and start a fire.
5. A presumed-dead relative has just returned to town. What do you do?
1. Hide them and when they're spotted, help fake their death ... again.
2. Offer to help cover up their crimes.
3. Tell 'em to hightail it back out of town.
4. Welcome them back with open arms.
6. You discover a suitcase of unclaimed cash on a park bench near C02. Who do you love?
1. Yourself! Take the money and run.
2. Cedars. It could use a makeover.
3. The chapel. God's work is never done.
4. Everyone. Give it to charity.
7. It's Christmas in Springfield — how do you celebrate?
1. Get loaded on expensive brandy or head to a warmer climate.
2. Sing carols around town.
3. Follow tradition and read the kids a feel-good storybook.
4. Get together for dinner and open presents.
8. It's your wedding day. Where's the ceremony?
1. Universal Studios
2. Your backyard
3. Main Street
4. The courthouse

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