GUIDING LIGHT Features

All In The Family

— By Danielle McClure

Springfield's token families have gathered together recently for several special occasions: interventions, memorials, christenings and of course, weddings. (Check out the 3/4 issue of Digest for all the juicy details on the latest nups). When the drama breaks out, as it always does, how would you respond if you were part of the family tree? Are you more of a scheming Spaulding sib or a laid-back Lewis? Take this quiz and find out which Springfield crew best suits you.

1. Bauer Power: Rick (Michael O'Leary), Beth (Beth Chamberlin) and baby make three. — GEORGE DE SOTA/JPI

   Your daughter is having a baby. Your first instinct is ...
1. Bring a gun to the christening.
2. Throw a barbecue and celebrate.
3. Demand a paternity test.
4. Lose your temper and send her to juvie.
2. You just woke up in bed with someone who isn't your significant other. How do you deal?
1. Fake a pregnancy. Blackmail works every time.
2. Drug yourself and play innocent.
3. "I was drunk!"
4. Lie like your life depends on it.
3. A building on Main Street is on fire and there's someone trapped inside, so you ...
1. Slink away quietly; you started it.
2. Call your uncle, he's a doctor.
3. Risk your life and rescue them.
4. Stress out. Did you renew your fire insurance?

4. Lewis In Love: Josh's (Robert Newman) problems started when he married his ex's sister, Cassie (Nicole Forester). — DAVID M. RUSSELL/PGP

   Your boyfriend/girlfriend has been lying to you and you want to seek revenge, so you ...
1. Buy a gun.
2. Swap out their meds.
3. Seduce their ex.
4. Get drunk in a fit of rage and start a fire.
5. A presumed-dead relative has just returned to town. What do you do?
1. Hide them and when they're spotted, help fake their death ... again.
2. Offer to help cover up their crimes.
3. Tell 'em to hightail it back out of town.
4. Welcome them back with open arms.
6. You discover a suitcase of unclaimed cash on a park bench near C02. Who do you love?
1. Yourself! Take the money and run.
2. Cedars. It could use a makeover.
3. The chapel. God's work is never done.
4. Everyone. Give it to charity.

7. Family Matters: Everyone loves the Coopers. Pictured: Jean Carol (ex-Nadine), Beth Ehlers (Harley) and Frank Dicopoulos (Frank) — BRAD BERMAN

   It's Christmas in Springfield — how do you celebrate?
1. Get loaded on expensive brandy or head to a warmer climate.
2. Sing carols around town.
3. Follow tradition and read the kids a feel-good storybook.
4. Get together for dinner and open presents.
8. It's your wedding day. Where's the ceremony?
1. Universal Studios
2. Your backyard
3. Main Street
4. The courthouse

ANSWERS

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