On a show filled with macho mobsters, the smart/foolish women who love them, rowdy 20-somethings, manic middle-agers and a few sad sacks, GENERAL HOSPITAL provides ample fodder for catchy slogans. Here is a list of the top 10 GH T-shirts we would love to see.

10. "Mobsters Make the Best Lovers," available with photos of Jason, Sonny and/or the late Alcazar.

9. Former drug addict Lucky Spencer encourages kids to "Just Say No!"

8. "Kick-Ass Carly," with a picture of the mob moll flexing those muscles that would make Arnold Schwarzenegger proud.

7. Under the words, "Don't Worry, Be Happy," perennially put-upon Sam wears a frown that transforms into a smile with just the right jiggle.

6. "The Family Circus": A posed photo of the mad Quartermaines under a big tent, doing what they do best — bickering!

5. Bad seed Maxie and wild child Lulu take to the mud for a catfight under the logo: "Krystle and Alexis Who?"

4. "Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest": The lovesick mugs of lugs Dillon, Spinelli and Milo.

3. Tracy, hair on end, gasps, "I See Dead People."

2. "Halo, It's Me," featuring the dearly departed Alan Quartermaine, sitting in his chair, wearing a jogging suit and a grin.

1. A smiling Don Corinthos stands in front of Port Charles' No. 1 coffeehouse: "Sonnybucks: We make a killer cappuccino!"