WHO AM I? The Lawyer Edition

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1. Sexy li'l ol' me showed up in Port Charles in 2004 and did some work for mob boss Sonny Corinthos. I thought we had chemistry, but he dumped me like a hot potato for that FBI agent Reese. Guess I lucked out, since she ended up dead in less than a year. Who am I?
1. Jordan Baines
2. I've been a longtime staple in this town and even served as mayor when Luke Spencer abdicated the title. I've defended many a client, like Jessie Brewer when she was accused of murdering Dr. John Prentice in 1967... and again when she was accused of murdering Dr. Phil Brewer in 1974. That Jessie! I passed along my love of law to my stepson, but sadly, my ethics didn't quite stick with him. Who am I?
1. Lee Baldwin
3. I arrived on the scene in 1996 working as the attorney for my twisted family, the Cassadines. Unfortunately, I don't always practice what I preach in terms of not getting emotionally involved with my clients. In fact, I had a child with one of them. And another with his brother. Sigh. Pass the Rocky Road. Who am I?
1. Alexis Davis
4. Though I'm still new to town, I jumped right into the deep end of the pool and started running P.C. the way I see fit. The world knows me as one of the foremost corporate attorneys, but those who really know me, despise me, because I'm the true power behind the Zacchara throne — no matter what his pesky brats might think. Who am I?
1. Trevor Lansing
5. I toiled away in the A.D.A's office in the late '90s and early millennium and was unlucky in love with both ELQ counsel Justus Ward and detective Marcus Taggert. However, whenever I needed to blow off some steam, I'd just head over to Mac's Outback and croon a couple tunes. Who am I?
1. Dara Jensen
6. I have the distinct honor of being one of Bobbie's Spencer's ex-husbands. In fact, I may be the only one still alive, but no one has even seen me since 1988 when I left to do Peace Corps work in South America. See, before Bobbie, I was in love with Rose Kelly. Then, during my bumpy marriage to Bobbie, Lucy miscarried my baby after a one-night stand and ... oy vey! Who am I?
1. Jake Meyer
7. I didn't marry Bobbie. I only dated her, along with Anne Logan, back in the early '80s. I'm just a nice guy whose taste in women wasn't always the best, as I also fell in love with nut job Heather Webber while I was investigating her for the murder of Diana Taylor. Heather was innocent (her mother, Alice, was the culprit) but her manipulations were enough to send me packing in 1982. Who am I?
1. Joe Kelly
8. Okay, so I chained my pregnant sister-in-law to a wall in a panic room. I made up for it by pulling her out of the harbor during the recent cannery explosion. So, I sabotaged both my marriages, even though I loved the women. And, I despise my father and half brother. I had a chance to turn my life around, thanks to a double-dealing Latina waitress, but it looks like I'm heading back to the dark side. At least I have a beautiful little girl who I haven't screwed up yet. Who am I?
1. Ric Lansing
9. I went from earnest law student to crafty (but still cute) shyster to district attorney to special prosecutor, but I still can't seem to catch a break in my personal life. My first love married her rapist and is now in a catatonic state (yeah, we didn't see that one coming), my second great love died in my arms, and my favorite partners in crime are MIA. I also have four kids, two of whom I didn't know I sired, and two others I don't know the whereabouts of. Okay, so I'm not Father of the Year. I still got my chutzpah (and a great head of hair). Who am I?
1. Scott Baldwin
10. I was the mob attorney (Boy, there are a lot of those on this list, huh?) who worked for Victor Jerome back in 1990 and I knew all the secrets. In fact, I was in possession of the "Billion-Dollar Baby" file which contained the birth records of a baby boy born to Robert Scorpio's then-girlfriend, Cheryl Stansbury. Cheryl was told her baby died, but I knew it had been adopted by Bobbie on the black market. Who am I?
1. Mark Broxton
11. I have the best shoes in all of Port Charles, possibly in all of upstate New York, aside from fashion goddess Kate Howard, of course. Who am I?
1. Diane Miller

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