AS THE WORLD TURNS is racking up those YouTube.com views with Noah and Luke's groundbreaking love story, but that doesn't exactly mean a corresponding rise in Nielsen ratings. CBS is already running one print ad with a tongue-in-cheek nod to another gay-friendly soap to pull people in: "Two guys and a girl.This triangle is not what you think. The passions continue on AS THE WORLD TURNS." So here are 10 more ad slogans CBS Daytime and ATWT could consider to get more LGBT-friendly fans off YouTube and onto the boob tube.

1. Think they're great in a 4x5 inch window? You'll love Noah and Luke on a big screen.

2. Come for the gay boys, stay for Mabel's Red Hots.

3. The only thing "down-low" about our hunks is how they wear their towels.

4. Dionne Warwick's psychic friends have nothing on Paul Ryan.

5. Like Barbra? Love Liza? Meet Gwen Munson.

6. You don't have to tap under the stall for a good gay hookup — just switch to CBS.

7. Oakdale: Where the love triangles have a touch of pink.

8. If you thought your Folks were Queer, wait till you see the Snyders.

9. Nuke your dial-up connection and turn on AS THE WORLD TURNS.

10. Want a rainbow connection? Luke and Noah have nothing on Henry Coleman.