Kelley: Go ahead, ask him. We'll see how this goes.
Soap Opera Digest: Okay, what's the name of Gwen's band?
Jon: Oh, come on!
Kelley: Yeah. Forget it. I got that wrong, too.
Jon: Gwen and the Pussycats?
Digest: That's close!
Kelley: Are you kidding?
Jon: What, did you say that, too?
Kelley: No! What's the answer?
Digest: The Itty Bitty Kitty Crew.
Jon (proudly): Oh, really? So I get half a point for that.

Digest: I think that's fair. True or false: Will and Casey are related by blood.
Jon: True.
Kelley: No, you have to think about it. Don't just say it! Casey is Tom and Margo; Will is Hal and Barbara.
Jon: That's a trick question. That's not fair.
Kelley: No, you just had to think about it. He got it wrong.
Jon: Next?

Digest: Who was Lisa's first husband?
Kelley: Easy [snapping fingers]. I got it like that. Think.
Digest: She did; she knew it instantly.
Kelley: It's been going on for 30 years.
Jon: Bob.

Digest: Absolutely. Which couple was arrested at their wedding reception: a. Tom and Margo, b. Kim and Bob, c. Katie and Simon, d. Barbara and Hal?
Jon: I wouldn't know if it was Kim and Bob. It's Barbara and Hal, isn't it?
Kelley: You should have gone with your first instinct.
Jon: It's Kim and Bob? I wouldn't know that, though, because it was way before my time [it was in April 1985, about six months before he started].

Digest: What is the specialty dish at Mabel's?
Jon: It's those Red Hots, but what...
Kelley: That's good!

Digest: Correct. Which current characters are descendants of the man who was known at birth as Jimmy Lowell? There are two.
Jon: Did you know this one?
Kelley: I did. I don't know how. I've got Pat Tovatt's [ex-Cal] brain. I actually remember seeing that name [Jimmy Lowell] in print.
Digest: It is a question she should know.
Jon: I don't know.
Digest: Emily and Daniel.
Jon: Thank God you did know that!

Digest: What was Barbara's first design company?
Kelley: Give him the letters.
Digest: S and B. Two words.
Kelley: SB. Two words. Think quintessential her.
Jon (thinking hard): I don't know!
Kelley: Simply —
Jon (frustrated): Simply Barbara! That's right. Of course!

Digest: What was the name of the boat that Jack once refurbished when he and Carly were apart?
Jon: Is this recent?
Digest: It's like 1999.
Jon: Did you get this?
Kelley: No, I said The Carly. True...
Jon: I don't know, what?
Digest: True Love.
Jon: That's lame.

Digest: I think Kelley won.
Jon: I was batting .400. It was no good.

His Score: 2.5 out of 8