AS THE WORLD TURNS fan favorites Henry and Vienna are seldom seen in Oakdale these days — except to dole out advice to good pal Katie every once in a while. Here are the top 10 things the decadent duo must be doing with their time on the back burner.

10. Perfecting that infamous pepparkakor recipe.

9. Figuring out how to spell pepparkakor on the Al's menu.

8. Visiting Maddie at Wesleyan.

7. Babysitting Snickers.

6. Turning Snickers into hasenfeffer and buying a succession of new adorable white rabbits so Katie won't catch on.

5. Running Oakdale's underground poker circuit.

4. Taking a lot of long limo rides around town and remembering their nude, er, new beginning as a couple.

3. Leaving comments on Prince Dolly of Leonia's MySpace page mocking his infamous family jewels.

2. Playing the "The Lieutenant and the Naughty Chambermaid." A lot.

1. Pulling con jobs all over Europe and South America, complete with costumes, accents — and Simon Frasier.