Uh, Miss Turtle, you do have quite the imagination

i know i was bored so i amused my self but i did delete it

Why?

didnt seem like anyone was interested i was hopeing others would make up a story based on their board name something funny in regards to tickets

Well hell did you leave it on long enough for anybody to see it? I wasn't on at all yesterday because of work and exhaustion. You should leave stuff on for at least 24 hours before deleting it. jmo

no hun i didnt i will remember that my bad

It was cute & our Miss Turtle has an active imagination

Quote:It was cute & our Miss Turtle has an active imagination seems that i missed the whole thingmy loss

Quote:Quote:It was cute & our Miss Turtle has an active imagination seems that i missed the whole thingmy loss It was cute & all about "Officer Nymphie". It was when you had to sign off early b/c of getting things done for the next day.

i remember most of it will rewrite if you want to laugh

Quote:Quote:Quote:It was cute & our Miss Turtle has an active imagination seems that i missed the whole thingmy loss It was cute & all about "Officer Nymphie". It was when you had to sign off early b/c of getting things done for the next day. awwwww. and OFFICER NYMPHIE MISSED IT...dayum!

When I replied I should have hit "quote" instead & then it would still be out there

Quote:When I replied I should have hit "quote" instead & then it would still be out there

Sorry Nymph

Quote: Sorry Nymph is totally ok..just means i was thought of and talked of in a friendly thoughtful manner, after i left..means i am cared about and thats the joy in all of it!....

thats true nymph i was giving you a safe night of work gonna try to remember it was baseing it off how the ppl you pull over wonder why your laughing

Quote:thats true nymph i was giving you a safe night of work gonna try to remember it was baseing it off how the ppl you pull over wonder why your laughing very kind of you.. love that my friends here care so much!....

Quote:Post deleted by turtle22 officer nymphie" license and registration ma'm" ms turtle "why officer what ever did i do"? mam you were impeeding traffic driving 15 mph in a 35 mph zone. turtle "well believe me i would have done the speed limit but im running out of gas". officer nymphy" mam do you have a license?" ok sit tight i'll be back in a sec and we can get this cleared up ....... as officer nymphie walks back to the driver he is laughing hysterically and turtle ask " whats so darn funny i ran out of gas waiting on you"officer nymphy tries to hold it together and tells the lady "mam this car is registered to a mrs turtle wax of swamp river mississippi and there is a warrant for your arrest for assault of a cashier at the mini mart down the road so i need you to step out of the vehical you are under arrest it is against the law to be snapping i mean slapping people as officer nymphy tries to handcuff turtle he finds it very difficult so he informs her to follow him to his squad car and please dont try to run as he says this he burst out laughing again......

Quote:Quote:Post deleted by turtle22 officer nymphie" license and registration ma'm" ms turtle "why officer what ever did i do"? mam you were impeeding traffic driving 15 mph in a 35 mph zone. turtle "well believe me i would have done the speed limit but im running out of gas". officer nymphy" mam do you have a license?" ok sit tight i'll be back in a sec and we can get this cleared up ....... as officer nymphie walks back to the driver he is laughing hysterically and turtle ask " whats so darn funny i ran out of gas waiting on you"officer nymphy tries to hold it together and tells the lady "mam this car is registered to a mrs turtle wax of swamp river mississippi and there is a warrant for your arrest for assault of a cashier at the mini mart down the road so i need you to step out of the vehical you are under arrest it is against the law to be snapping i mean slapping people as officer nymphy tries to handcuff turtle he finds it very difficult so he informs her to follow him to his squad car and please dont try to run as he says this he burst out laughing again...... WAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAAAA I AM SOOO ROFLMAO...OMG IM IN TEARS....THANK YOU! PRICELESS!

Knew you'd like it, she remember it exactly. Way to go Turtle

you are most welcome

Quote:you are most welcome I LOVED IT...PRICELESS......pasted and copied and sent that to my persoanl email..\cherish it

ok will do another anyone want to be in it

how does one get on?

car 64 car 64 come in,, this is 64 dispatch over.. 64 we have a report of a blue 72 duece and a quarter driving erratically on restless lane over . dispatch im headed south on restless.. this is 64 ive just spotted said vehical stand by over... officer nymphy activates siren signaling driver to pull over.. sir where you headed this evening officer nymphy ask's the blurry eyed driver uhm im going over there the driver responds and where might that be sir? my house (hick up) been drinking this evening sir? nymphie ask's uh i had a beer why? well sir your driving was reported as suspect wich is why i pulled you over.. where you coming from? i was at a friends house, and did you partake in some alcohol beverages ? loud burp erupts from the driver uh officer ima tell you the truth i might of had a few shots and a couple of (hick-up) beers sir can you step out of the car please? aww man am i going to jail? i cant go to jail she gonna kill me, man can you give me a warning or something please ... my wife awww man... officer nymphy ask for license and registration driver complies oh sir do you have insurance? driver replies yeah i paid my life insurance boy ima need it now cause you lookin at a dead man wasking walping you know what im saying... no sir do you have insurance on your car? oh hehehe yeah man ... ok i need you to stand over here on the side while i run your info.. ok man ... officer nymphy comes back face red from laughter and ask's the driver " sir are you one Wiskey Wineaux of of 454 jack daniel lane burbon kentucky.. trying hard to hold his laughter as the driver responds how you know who i am ? have we met before? at wich point nymphie turns around and silently dies laughing ... with as much restraint as he can muster officer nymph turns and ask's mr wino would you be willing to take a field sobriety test? wiskey replies hell yeah i know how to count and i know my alphabit bet and he starts with abc easy as 123 hijklmnop... nymphy calls for a tow and takes wiskey wineaux to sleep it off at the county jail.....

okay I know that he'll love that....He loves to be included in everything LOL He has to be up at either 3a/ or 3p to work...So he's fast asleep by now. That is too funny. Didn't know you had it in you. See he inspires us all, and then some LOL

so true lol

some in good ways others in a bad way LOL

yeah well the tickets will get better everyone will have one i think lol maybe a few repeat offenders lol

repeat offenders you can ALWAYS count on them for a laugh or 2......LOL

yes thats true im thinking of the next ticket now teee heee heee

I just bey you are. I like Patron just so you know LOL Te kill ya HIC is the best LOL

omg i love jose black but ok cool

your next hun dont laugh to hard ok im thinking lol tequilla huh?

sirens blarring we see our driver screaming at no one in particular but as officer nymph approaches he hears the driver say "out of all the frickin people out here i'm the one he stops what a waste of a tank of gas... takeing no offense the officer ask mam whats the hurry? you flew by me so fast dirt from your tires flew in my mouth along with my hamburger.... the driver a tad bit perturbed replies " look im a dr at gch im on call and i was on my way there a very important lady was brought in and i have to get there stat" ok officer nymph says while checking out the driver mind telling me why you have a large bottle of patron riding shotgun with a seat belt on? its for the lady sir.. officer nymphy replies " let me get this straight your taking a bottle of liquor to the hospital for a patient?" uhm strange i know but yes sir i am ..dr. whats your name? its DR. Patronia Labner . ok doc who is this important patient i need to call ahead and check this out... look officer if you can give me an escort i'll be glad to introduce you to my aunt geanie you ever heard of geanie cooper from young and restless? officer nymphie gets the strangest look and says wholly sh** thats who's at the hospital? i can have you there in 5 minutes... dr labner replies " ok lets roll" before the dr can refasten her seat belt and put the car in drive she see's officer nymphy doing a hundred down the street... upon arrival at the hospital dr labner ask's officer nymphy what kinda escort was that ?in wich nymphy replies no time for chit chat get in there and do you... an hour later dr lab finds nymphy in the waiting room with half empty bottle of patron and asks nymphy what happened to the patron? laughing officer nymph says the hospital staff said to sit and relax and you would join me shortly so im relaxing with my new friend patron he begged me to undo his seat belt and well the conversation took off and here we are still waiting but shhhhhhhhh cause hes half asleep .... but that was for my aunt geanie man are you crazy? oh no i was gonna arrest patron for no car seat but heck turns out were goods friends so he said just get his cousin out the trunk for ms. cooper some guy named jose quevo and chill out so thats whats up by the way did you tell ms c i escorted you here? you bet i di said the dr.. well when can i meet her? she said to tell you she will see you tomorrow at 11:00 o'clock but if you cant wait then i was to take you to room 22 and she would peek in and see you before she leaves... dr escorts nymphy to room 22 opens the door and lets nymph in unkown to nymph he has walked into the evil twins padded drunk tank for the night.......

OMG I love it! Why the hell would you delete that shiz. Talk about some fun in the afternoon, isn't that why we are all here? Deleted, Seriously?

So I also think that Nymphie should come and patrol WA state for me. I am throwing a surprise birthday party for the Mayor of our town tomorrow who told me today he just wants to go get drunk across the border in Oregon. He thinks he is just going out with my hubby his wife and me, but I have over 125 RSVP's for this shin dig, and have to say been working my a$$ off on it. I should PM some video streaming for you guys to see how we in the Pacific Northwest turn it on. We need Nymohie to patrol it, Labner to commentate, you to write the newspaper article on page 6 and add guest landilou, momx5, grandma and all my other blog buddies to attend one of the great parties.

don't forget to invite my azz

You are more than welcome, come one come all. It is going to be quite the shin dig I have to say, since I planned it

I DONT KNOW JUST DIDNT THINK ANY1 WOULD RESPOND

Quote:I DONT KNOW JUST DIDNT THINK ANY1 WOULD RESPOND did you read yours sorry i thought you were a guy hehe but its all good

who's next?

Quote:Post deleted by turtle22 I want to be included too...LOL I usually hang out with my friends, stoli, he's russian, jim*beam*, jack*daniels* and some guy who keeps calling me beefeater*Gin*...LOL

ok

I missed it too.....some of us work, turtle......you must be patient with us.

hey guys i put the original post back up i know most ppl work thats fine but can you stop that line about most of us work please i worked for 19 years at cessna aircraft i was let go on my 19year anniversary march 4, 2009 due to lay offs so forgive me if im on more than most ide rather be painting airplains clocking 33 per hr than typing.. my bad...

Quote:hey guys i put the original post back up i know most ppl work thats fine but can you stop that line about most of us work please i worked for 19 years at cessna aircraft i was let go on my 19year anniversary march 4, 2009 due to lay offs so forgive me if im on more than most ide rather be painting airplains clocking 33 per hr than typing.. my bad... Awww sorry to read of your lay off. I am so thankful I don't have to worry about that. I feel so horrible in this economy for all those being layed off.

its ok hun i was prepared....

Quote:its ok hun i was prepared.... RUT ROH.....am I going to be pulling over vorty and all his "friends"?this should be good.........

most likely