Dear God in Heaven, as Kay would say... which was worse...the Harvest Fest or the Art Show?

Let's start with the Hartvest Fest. Wasn't Skye a hoot in high lepord purse and fur, with sunglasses?? What animals did SHE kill to be walking around like that? And high heels at a fairground? Guess she needs to be out in the cornfield like Sharon and get her butt crop dusted too LOL.. Must be a cool fair to get huge stuffed animals with 1-2 tickets. And carnival barkers that don't say a word? Not at any fair I've ever been to.Hell the cow was almost bigger than Summer...Btw does poor Summer even KNOW that Adum is her Uncle?She must think her entire family is nuts...all they do is fight and glare at each other. And all the Phyl/Nick/Sharon drama aside...how did no one notice Murph chasing Maggot thru the parking lot? He is married to a gazillionaire afterall..And no one noticed the big assed check just laying there from TGVN? Yet when Kay was asking everyone if they'd seen Murph, not one person said I say him chasing a strage woman, and they went that a way? And speaking of Murph, a man who just months ago was piloting a helicopter, and chasing crimnals thru a zoo, can be felled by a minor spat with the Maggot? So who is gonna get killed off so that Murph can have a heart transplant? Cause it worked so well for TGVN LOL. And what's with Chloe hating on Jana so much? Shouldn't she be more concrened that this nut job is watching her daughter in preschool? Also Shouldn't Chloe be more concerned Jana is trying to copy the fashionista's look, buying the same clothes and hat? And is Jana just using Noah or does she really like him? Usually Chloe is sharp as a tack, shouldn't she notice that Jana is going all batsh&^? Why does no one recognize crazy when they see it? All the signs are there. Hate that they'e more or less ruined her character.....

Then to the Art show..As someone who's been in one, reported on them, and has friends that have them on a semi regular basis...you don't just have major art ppl just show up. I know ppl that wait for years just to get not only enough material, but to have someone come see them..this is after they beg someone to GIVE them the space to get their works even shown...Even though the guy thought he was gonna get a peek at the naked heiress. Guess he was disappointed she KEPT her clothes ON huh? People wait years and have many shows in the HOPE that someone will show up. And when did Daniel have the time to do them in his tiny assed apt? If you remeber Daniel is a photographer 1st. Not only that but wan't Daniel also doing art forgeries rember the Teroni Balony anyone?And his 1st show was of SKETCHES of Amber, in pencil at that. My art teacher would've said these were collages at best, not major pieces worthy of an art show but I digress. Not only that but Daniel seems to be the only one still willing to be Jana's friend after her & Kev divorced...Then we go to Noah and he's suddenly a SINGING artist? When did he pick this up? While in Paris with Eden? Was he singing on the streets of gay ole Paris?Writers didn't you learn anything from little orphan Ana's singing at every occasion she could? Funny tht the last few lyric's in Noah's song were wake me when it's over, yeah that was about right...So what did you think?