Tonight is the 35th Annual Daytime Emmy Awards bash in Los Angeles, and I'm not even going to attempt to make predictions. Trust me, I'm bad at it. You should've seen how far my jaw dropped back in 2005, when I was sitting in the press room at the New York fete (come baaaack here, Emmys, come baaaaack!). Pretty much everyone who was announced had me going, "Wait, WHAT?" Mala, meet Left Field.
As an alternative, I offer up completely manufactured awards courtesy of yours truly. They required no predicting whatsoever and are all in good fun