In my decade-and-counting here at Digest, I've covered everything from the top-rated Y&R and GH to the ratings- hallenged PC and SUNSET BEACH. It's sad news that we're losing PASSIONS later this summer, now only seen on DirecTV, so I'm urging you — if you haven't seen this wacky supernatural soap yet, check it out while you still can. PASSIONS has always been outrageous with its talking dolls, New England tsunamis and daily witchery, but now it's dealing with a castration and reattachment surgery gone awry and the jaw-dropping tale of a hermaphroditic psychopath who's pregnant with his father's child. (Yes, all pronouns are correct.) PASSIONS is truly frenetic TV that we may never see again, for better or for worse, so give it a try.... But you may want to hold off eating lunch until after it's over:)