I was sick yesterday, so ill I actually stayed home. So ill that I didn't have the strength to watch the soaps as they aired. The remote control was too heavy to lift. Oh poor me.

I caught up on yesterday's OLTL episode this morning, where Cole found Starr at the abortion clinic. OLTL has been handling this whole teen pregnancy story very nicely and sensitively. Of course, I wish Starr wasn't pregnant to begin with but the writers over there don't consult with me. But here's the thing. How far is that distance between Llanview and Atlantic City? On Friday's episode it took Cole at least half the show to get to AC, but it took Starr about 1 minute to make it back to the diner so Langston wouldn't have to pretend to be Starr.

Cole should have been issued a speeding ticket.